Brett Favre's last game. 
Right. Brett Farve is the biggest prima dona douche (channeling Dobish here) to ever set foot on the field. "Oooo look at me look at me. I'm going to retire. This is my last game evar. I'm doing it for my dead dog! Look at me cry and win!" ... six months pass ... "sob! i love the game so much! i can't leave! I owe it to jesus and dead dogs everywhere to give it just one more shot! look at me!!"